There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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