i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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