i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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