Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
