Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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