awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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