i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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