i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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