i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize