i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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