she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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