how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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