do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize