it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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