just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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