He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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