Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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