Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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