I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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