So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
its liver damage thursday
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