Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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