More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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