I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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