This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm both gender and math confused
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