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(402): View more from Nebraska

Who keeps a bong in their car??

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.

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(914): View more from New York

After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?

(917): View more from New York City

what kind of party is this?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the best kind ever

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(662): View more from Mississippi

There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.

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(406): View more from Montana

If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?

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(716): View more from New York

Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.

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