The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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