I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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