Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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