so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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