Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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