is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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