you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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