Porn is love you can see.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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