Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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