I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
