Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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