I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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