There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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