Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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