I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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