You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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