idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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