I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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