He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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