I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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