So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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