I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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