it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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