yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
