she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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