ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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