Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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